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Tuesday, October 19, 2004

Counldnt sleep last night! Keep thinking abt my parking the whole night... my mind was toking! "horizontal parking... full lock to the left when pole disappear frm the top corner of the rear windscreen... blah blah blah... vertical parking... one round to the left when pole touch 3rd line... full lock when pole reaches 1st line... blah blah blah..." argh! it keeps chanting in my head!
warm up in the morning... argh.. my parking was kindda screwed up! it has been quiet screwed up for these couple of days... cant get the car into the lot on my 1st attempt! and means i have to do correction and every correction will cause mi 2 points! it was alright on the road... not too much problem...
then went to draw lots for mi test route... SUPER sian diao! i got a test route that everyone praying that they will not get! it has upslopes like everywhere... which means that i have to keep applying handbrake and if the car roll back... i die! ... and not onli that... it has U-turn! wah lao! it has all the shit in the test route lah... okay~ i was damn sian diao alreadi.. i think i will fail!
when the test began... i sat in the car... did all my adjustment... ready to go... okay.. so 1st one was S-course... not too bad... S-course has never given mi a problem... then come vertical parking... I SCREWED IT UP! i strike curb lah! how unlucky was that! damn... so pissed with myself lah! so i tot that was an immediate failure... and by then.. super sian diao liaox... the tester said "strike curb..." then i went.. " yah..." ... so after doing my corrections... which i think i did 2-3 times! we went on to crank-course... not too much problem also.. though at a point of time.. i tot i was going to strike curb again! haha... luckily everything was fine.. then went up slope and down slope.. then went to do parallel parking! OMG! disaster agaiN! SCREWED UP BIG TIME! i donno wat i was doing lah! the car super out of position... but somehow.. i managed to get the car in after doing SOOOOO many corrections... haha... all thanks to my nervousness! soOOo many screwed ups! then when it was done.. the tester unwind the wind... he ask mi to shift more to the left... and in my mind.. i was like.. OH SHIT! out of position again! die le... no hope liaoz... then after doing the correction... we went on the road...
by then... i was SUPER sian diao.. cox i think i minus enough points in the circult to fail the whole test le... and came this junction! TRAFFIC LIGHT SPOIL! wah lao! never encounter such situation before k?! luckily i found the traffic police standing somewhere infront... so followed his signals loh... okay... cleared that.. then came the stupid U-turn... not too bad lah... did a relatively nice one... haha... was damn scared k! i screwed up my U-turn during my lesson yesterdae! haha.. so came the up slope... not too bad.. no screw ups... haha... but was still sian diao lah.. cox i tot i fail le... then came this bend... i think i dreaming lah.. then my car was quite to the right... haha... the tester said "your car is too near the right! dangerous!" then i was like "okay..." then nothin much le... then headed back for the center...
wah! super sian diao... this time confirm fail again one... so made my way up to the tester room loh.. wat for evaluation... then 1st ting he said "YOUR DRIVING IS HORRIBLE" wah... okay... in my mind.. i was like think... okay okay... i know it was bad... just tell mi i failed! and let mi go!!! argh... then he went like... how many lessons you took? and i showed me my booklet loh... i onli took 3 lessons after the previous test that i failed lah.. so i tot he was going to say liike "okay... go take more lessons... brush up on your skills and then try again.." argh.. but he didnt lah... he said "your blind spots huh... check more often lah... dont just check the mirror! not enough!... need to turn your head!!!" then i was like... "okay..." wah! damn sian diao! how to pass like that! argh... then he look at me... then he went to tok abt my turning! he say i never slow down enough when turning.. VERY DANGEROUS! wah... die die DIE! he haven said anything positive loh... so he turned to the last page of the test assessment checklist... and he looked at me... "student right?" then i damn sian.. " yah... " then he said... " okay lah... pass you this time.. but BECAREFUL WHEN YOU DRIVE!" haha... did i hear wrongly?! so i look at his hands as he tick the PASSED box! haha.. WOooOo! i passed! haha... FINALLY! haha... i cant stop smiling when i left the tester's room lah... haha...
then went to watch this road safety video... then went to settle all the admin stuff... haha... the whole time right... i kept checking my test assessment checklist lah.. to MAKE SURE that i passed! haha.. oh man! FINALLY! haha...


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