Me: Hi! Can we have some mustard to go along with the sausages?
Waitress: Sure.. Mustard right?
Me: Yapz~! Mustard
Waitress: Will get you the mustard shortly. *smile*

[Meanswhile another customer sat at the table beside us. Waitress turns over to greet them.]

Waitress: Hi, this is the menu (proceeds to hand menu over to customer)... the soup of the day is cream of MUSTARD...

haha. Im not alone =)